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Introducing @trumpman the witness - This is why you should vote for me

trumpmanPosted for Everyone to comment on, 5 years ago2 min read

I planned to make this post sometime tommorow but @doomsdaychassis decided to spill the beans so fuck it.

Since yesterday I am running my own witness server for whaleshares. I don't think I need to explain the magnitude your witness votes holds.

And with this post I humbly ask for exactly this, your witness vote.

"But why should I vote for you mr. @trumpman?", I hear you saying. And that's a very good question. Let's see some very good reasons to vote for me:

  • Do you like Donald Trump? If you answered yes then let me inform you that I like Trump too. You like Trump. I like Trump. It's only natural for you to vote for me.
  • You have an empty slot in your witness votes: It's a pity for that empty slot to go to waste so vote for me! And if you have a second empty slot, vote for @unity.
  • You like me (for whatever reason): If you like me, vote me for witness cause..why not? Isn't that what friends do after all?
  • Help a fellow whalesharian in need: In case you don't know, I suffer from a condition known as micropenis and I need all the crypto wealth I can amass for a penis transplantation, ideally from a nigerian like @belemo.

Not convinced yet?

Here's my promotional video. I am @trumpman and I approve this message:

https://www.captiongenerator.com/1272242/trumpman-is-a-witness-now

Here's what you can expect from me if you decide to vote me for witness:

  • I will not return the favor just to return the favor. I only jerk back the people that I like.
  • If whaleshares ever moons I will probably use some of my crypto earnings for drugs and booze

Not convinced yet? Here's a cute cat:

Vote for me. Or I will kill it.

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