Back, forward and sideways in time

Hello, my friends!
New story about pig Svinni, time machine and BTC.

Svinni uses his garage time machine again.
One day, Pig Svinni was sitting on a couch drinking some fragrant cocoa with oatmeal cookies.
A wonderful quiet evening!
And suddenly Svinni came up with a brilliant (as it seemed at that moment) thought.
The thing is that in the garage of Svinni is gathering dust aggregate.
Some kind of time machine.
Having twisted the handles and set the desired date, you can travel back to the past, the future and even the present time, but parallel.
Svinni decided that you can easily travel back to the times of a cheap dollar and collect a bag of green paper.
This is a huge profit!
Later, by common sense, Svinni decided to throw his bitcoin on his hard drive.
And then, you know, the bag of dollars is pretty weighty! Ok, let's do it.
Having twisted the vigners Svinni moved a few years ago.
Having stuffed the disk with unknown trash bitcoins, for which you could pay for the pizza.
Svinni hurried home.
Twist the handle and go back home to the accompaniment of a sheaf of sparks.
This often happens, the equipment is homemade, there are side effects.

Grately rubbing paws Svinni connected the hard drive to the computer.
In his thoughts, he was already somewhere in the glamorous Seychelles in the company of charming blondes from top supermodels.
Uh ... what the hell is that?WTF???
Hard disk is buggy and does not start.
Holy mother , but it burned out! Oops!
So Svinni didn't get rich.
And time machine goes to the dust in the garage until a new portion of cocoa with Svinni's brilliant thoughts.