WANTED alive!!! For escaping blockchain and slithering to the next!
Can we get 3 minutes of your attention please?
It has come to our attention that the green slithering also know as: Snekky AKA Potential wardrobe monster. Will jump out and say boo when you least expect it. Beware of the spoon. steals apples. Ace poet and doodler extroadinaire has escaped her prison once more!
We want her back alive BUT...
If and when you spot this cute and fluffy creature be aware that she might bite you when you least expect it! She will charm you around her tail by being all cute and shit but she is a real danger to us all! I mean..... Do we really need this much kindness and alluring cuteness in our lives?
How to capture the Snek!
Luring her with apples might work but she might end up throwing them at your face! Apples are HARD!
Cookies and bacon will distract her a little.
Hugging without asking is not adviced at all! She is a hug monster.
Coffee is like a drug! Either turns her bananas or puts her to sleep!
Try these things at your own risk! We are NOT responsible for any harm done!
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