Queen of the house
More like butthole of the house.
Why do cats always stick their tails up and show you their buttholes when they walk away from you? It's like they want you to know that you are worse than the dingleberries that they have. Cats want you to wait on them hand and foot, so they may be showing you their buttholes with poop still in it because they are reminding you that not only do you have to scoop their turds out of the litter box, you should start wiping their butts too.
I think if given a chance, cats would try and rule the world. One dirty butthole at a time.