Fortune Tellers Come Out Of The Closet Again As Bitcoins Waves

The world's very own Delorean owners have came to the forefront of media to tell us what's going to happen to Bitcoin in the coming months. Apparently we're in for a shaky ride as we've watched as Bitcoin smash past $4000, and then dip $150 in just a few days.

One Crystal ball wielding psycho with a fortune 500 company tells us that,

"In the next five months we'll need to brace ourselves because the Bitcoin bubble will burst like a balloon full off piss, and pee all over us. We'll need to buy shares and stocks in his company to survive the downfall."

We spoke to a YouTuber that dabbled in Bitcoin once and now thinks he's an expert thinks that,

"Bitcoin will rocket to the moon and we'll all be dancing in Utopia with all our worldly millions."

He claims to have heard it through his Mam, who uses medium.

Some old fuck that's about to die who has spent his life in old Gentleman's clubs, and has led a life of unbridled privilege with cigars, women, and private islands came over to tell us that,

"The Bitcoin bubble will absolutely burst and this is just some stupid fad like when computers came along. Pieces of crap those were"

Sadly, we spent most of the day getting mixed messages and came to the conclusion that there are obviously parallel universes and these people have all been seeing a different version of the future.

We hope you take this information and perhaps ride the wave of life instead of listening to lunatics that think they can predict the future :)