Reintroducing myself

Talking about myself is the weirdest thing to do but that's probably because of how low I think of myself. That notwithstanding, I have some endearing features; like my ability to drink 12 cans of beer, belch the alphabets in one breath while farting and compose some impressive shitposts.

I'm Belemo and technically, I'm not new around here but it has been so long and there have been so many changes that I feel like a total noob. Thanks to the numerous changes and fancy clickity ckicky stuff that was added and not in anyway related to my carelessness, I lost my keys and access to my previous account. So this is me, eating humble pie and starting from scratch again.

I generally like things that don't make cringe and detest things that make me cringe or make my balls itch, so yes, no politics. I'm very impartial to politics and politicians because I hate them all equally, I also hate terrorists, violence and people who think Ronaldo is better than Messi. Seriously, fuck those guys.

I write and some people say I'm quite good at it too, I'll leave you to be the judge of that. I'm an Arsenal fan and an avid lover of fried snail. I also like Rabbits but not for meat, cats but when attached to females and anything that makes a squeaky sound when you squeeze it. I'm an open book, so feel free to come to interact with me and find out why most people think I'm an asshole.

I'm also pretty, deal with it.