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NOT-A-PARODY: Suspended AGAIN for grilling a liar to chill down over Elon Musk

aschatriaPosted for Everyone to comment on, 4 years ago8 min read

I barely opened my mouth! After a long week testing various crypto pages I took a day off and surf for leisure. I write humor and parody about EM so I searched local online news website to see reactions on the newest stuff in hope to produce another entertaining content - in particular I wanted to see more of the Musk's Pong Cyber Piglet - and of course I got myself into a 'trouble', again. The thing I despise the most are the liars. So I couldn't sit though this one.

The most popular local newspapers in my country continuously, unfounded and without any repercussions is publishing downright lies about Elon Musk. Local newspaper is in my native language and hardly anyone who reads it will check any of the things they write. The only comments approved by the moderator/s are the ones that are negative, bad, insulting, and those that share more lies. The newspaper promotes and encourages that kind of a behavior.

And those things they write are NOT just some subjective personal insults, they are not funny. The big majority of data is a complete fabrication and incorrect, starting from the basic things.

That moderator MUSK hate my avatar.

This is the second time I have been suspended, and the first time my comment containing simple facts was deleted. Aw, yes one of my comments last time contained a very harsh word - I repeated a version of the title and said that a writer is uninformed. That is such a harsh word.

I write parodies about EM, I pretty much know the material. I have to know it. I can't be funny if I don't. I know how to put those things in the right format and tone.
LOLs are not illegal, I can display what I want, nobody will get in trouble because of it. And about the tech, 80% of the things developed now will go in a completely unexpected direction in the future, and that stands for any of Musk's companies - so whatever I say about that might or might not be correct, we can't possibly know. Any of us.

These incorrect articles were written by the alleged woman writer, her writings are untalented and dry ( she rewrites from other websites lol), which I find to be her biggest shame. Besides her lack of judgment. Of course it is easier to accuse somebody of anything under guise of journalism and write damaging gossip than say that that person really irks your stomach because you could lose your job over lack of "journalist objectivity". I have no problem with that. Probably EM didn't reply to her tweet, and as for the Twitter there is a local war nugget rooting against Musk for years with a similar writing style, so I think it could be the same person.

Things I write about EM are not flattering still they are ridiculous, and I disagree with a full happy meal of things he does, thinks or say - toys and ice cream included - because there is always another side of a coin, but these people who actually hate him for something I don't know what, not only they write lousy shit, they also make sure to publish the most unflattering photography of him as a cover. Like it is not bad enough that he is naturally all that ugly they have to emphasize it. They use the anti-Photoshop. So that your eyes sunk down to the bottom of your stomach and then you regurgitate them in the act of explosive vomiting - yes, that sort of vile visual stimuli.

I tried at my best abilities to find some good images of EM not because some of my readers might be in love with his nonexistent facial expressions so they will likely click my posts, but because I don't want every time I open my own damn parody post to see that dickface danging off the web page. To this day I have been unsuccessful.

And EM's ideas for the companies he founded look like to me as if he was forced into obedience by some unknown surreal overlord, Dark AI Sith or smth, who wished to rule the world through his modifications. And then the surreal force had a little accident. And now EM is left hanging there, selling us all is cool, that is all for the betterment of humankind and shit... You know, no biggy. Is not that bad.

I think that Mars is the dumbest idea ever and those rockets are a failure in size, shape, and functionality. Every time SpaceX launches I see a giant explosion. I don't want to go to Mars because I know my luck would unleash some underground horror that would end humankind or a meteorite would wipe the settlement before I could say 'Parley!'. And people would be destined to live in confined spaces, with me. Imagine me with all those poor souls - I would torture them with my theories for days because I can't STFU and there is nowhere to walk OUT. We would not even go to Mars, because there would be a mutiny before the launch!!

When I hear Boring I see floods, and I see me stuck in that tunnel thinking I fucking knew it. You don't count on that! Nobody gets up in the morning and thinks aw would today be a day when I will drown like a rat in some dirt hole.
Have you ever experience drowning? I did. Not fun. But like everything else, I didn't complete it. Can you imagine a really neat looking Tesla which is you know like an edge, out there, and a man drowning in mud in that car in a dark tunnel with the Fly Me To the Moon soundscape while every three seconds a horn goes BAAAA? Because if I need to drown in mud, I want that crusty Elon Musk drowning in front of me!

Aw but that is an extreme case really on the edge of the statistic... Bitch, I am the extreme case on the edge, and even the citizen department in the town I have been filed at birth says that I am a mistake. If you see me going down some hole, don't ask some umbilical dumbell questions but you better fuck off as fast as you can.

I don't think that Tesla development into full self-driving is really all that wise because all my devices, appliances, and even furniture that are not a shadow of tech used in cars conspired against me, and I don't want some car to drive me in a wall full speed because its program disagrees with the amount of cyanide in my tone of voice that morning. Technology is so damn fragile. It can't take a joke, nevertheless a remark. Once I tried talking to basic AI via chat. Do you know what happened? It crashed. The human equivalent to that is a stroke. Now imagine me spending time with a smart-car...

I don't want a chip installed in my brain because we all know very well what will happen if a glitch happens and it releases THIS brain with all my crazy ideas, freaky sexual deviations, challenging unhealthy lifestyle, poor choices and plethora of other miscellaneous problems, complications and kinks ... to freely storm into the realm of the internet, other people's brains, with who knows what agenda... Three immoralities of insurance would not cover the damages. Nobody counts with that!

You don't need to fear AI, aw no, you just need a few of MEs, and you have dusk of humanity's any chance of doing anything. That's why I don't like speed. It's too fast. I like things steady and slow. I don't like that 'speed of innovation' Musk's talking about every time some shit happens. Aw, it is because of innovation. Yes, keep on nodding. Sure Mr. Mollusk, also me having a pedestrian accident every second day is also an innovation - because I am learning to hover instead of walking, you know because the feet will become obsolete in ten years...

Those are some quality insults but it is my personal opinion if I think that EM looks like a fat cat, that he's a giggling piece of turd or that he sold his liver to the Sumerian god who granted him riches, luck, and fortune... Also, that Sumerian god must be damn stupid and daft as fuck. That magical ife wasted on Musk could be spent wiser. For example, giving Musk some good solid ideas - not this collection of jokes.

Now, that is all part of my clearly biased opinion because his persona is not in compliance with my aesthetic standards and I am also not a borderline insane to take the walking on the edge of damnation for a joke. But I do not sell lies as the facts.

Ok, so finally what have I objected that got me suspended immediately from that no good, pathetic nobody's so-called news website? This...

(FACT CHECK LIE): Elon Musk's ex-wife said that he abandoned her penniless with five children for a younger model...

Some humans are so damn fucking stupid...

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