Cryptogrind's ChuckleBunny Contest - Cheesy Jokes Competition
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Cryptogrind's ChuckleBunny Contest - Cheesy Jokes Competition... .....
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Hello guys, its that time again, its competition time. So, with this competition we telling jokes, especially cheesy corny one liners; they can either be:
Knock knock jokes:
A man / woman walks into .... jokes
Etc.
So, bonus points for cheesiness and corniness, this is meant to be a light hearted fun thing for us all to enjoy and to put a smile on our faces so please, please please, please please PLEASE! No offensive jokes, they are not big, they are not clever and they are certainly not wanted here. whilst I am not asking for nor expecting the jokes to be saccharine and sanitised I expect that good judgement be exercised in order not to cause offense.
So, to the prizes:
- 1) The first prize would be 100 Unity tokens
- 2) The second prize would be 70 Unity tokens
- 3) And the third prize would be 30 Unity tokens
This contest is not sponsored and the prizes are being given from my own personal holdings
Using wisdom to build stronger communities with @unity
How the winners are determined:
I have decided to place this responsibility squarely in the hands of the community, the winners would simply be the entries that has the most interaction from the community and that interaction would be measured in comments, upshares. s etc.
Rules:
Jokes shouldn not be more than 2-3 paragraphs long
Add your bts account to your jokes so I know where to send your winnings
Invite /tag at least one other person to the post
Unshared the post, even if it is only by 1% , this is so that more people can be aware and join in
Vote for Unity witness this rule is optional but it would be good if you did!
Ok so, to kick us off here is my contribution:
What do you call a Mexican man leaving an hospital?
Answer: Manuel! Lol .... let me know if you got that in the comment section and good luck with the contest!
- Below is a little mission statement from Unity Witness:
I firmly believe the user base needs to be unified as one with the development team and founders just as much as we are with a real life friend we invited to join whaleshares with us. Engagement and sharing are the two things I love the most about whaleshares. I enjoy spreading tokens to newer users and to those who are trying to build their account in a fair and moral way. This contest like every other contest never really has any losers except those who fail to enter. I always upshare entries as well as the post that each of you places on your blog post if required for entry. I do not require that you are my follower or that you share this post for anything over 1% and that is just so more people may enter and have fun.
Jump over to the Block Producer / Witness page and cast your witness votes. Simply click on the (^) up arrow next to the witness names of your choice (my witness is named "Unity") and supply your private active key to lock in your vote.
There are many great witnesses on this platform, please get to know each one of them before casting your vote. I would never ask for you to make me your proxy and I would not recommend making anyone your proxy.
Cast your own votes or do not use them.
Your opinion is celebrated and welcomed, not banned or censored!