Comedy Open Mic Round 2 Winners Post
First of all...
A big thank you to our judges who have slaved over the spreadsheet for days trying to come up with a top three list. If you see @anouk.nox, @erodedthoughts, @profanereviews, or @strawberryllama on the street, take them to the nearest gin joint and get them three fingers of Boodles.
Secondly, we want to thank the entrants this week. We had a couple more than last week, but not as many as my Nana had suitors after Papa died. Hey, she was a great dancer.
In first place we have @thebugiq with this amazing tale of giving his friend epilepsy. Probably.
That's right, he won 100 KrazyKoins for being a douchebag to his friend. See, anyone can win.
In second place it was @penderis with a post that has a joke in it with a hidden punchline that earned him 50 KrazyKoins and the ire of anyone that forgot to take their Ritalin.
And in third place there was a barn burner going on between @kymaticus and @blanchy with @kymaticus taking it by a dong. Check out his post about things that are only NSFW if you work at Sesame Street. We slip him 25 KrazyKoins for his effort and will throw @blanchy a ten spot for taking part in epic drunkenness.
We hope to see you all back this week to horn in on some of this sweet, @krazywitness booty.
Get your minds out of the gutter, we're talking about the
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