Pigs in space
Hello ,my friends!
New story of the pig Svinni.
The world has gone completely and irrevocably crazy. This world used to be a bit silly, but now it has become even more fun and funnier.
Around the sea of mental psycho-infection, controlled by a skillful claw, rages. The degree of madness and lack of common sense is off scale. Only Nibiru can handle all this with a simultaneous frying session. 4 minutes per side, then darken over low heat, covered!
Boo! Scary?! Therefore, Svinni got into a high-speed comfortable rocket and flew to the moon. When landing on the lunar, the local aborigines immediately demanded to show a certificate that the piggy came not from an unreliable Earth, but from some other planet. And even boldly hinted that the certificate can be bought in their office. Otherwise, casemates, striped clothes and oatmeal on the water for 3 weeks. Well, where can a piglet get a certificate from? He's got paws!
Svinni no less boldly hinted to the locals that all the cheese trade from the Moon goes through him and, perhaps, it is worth starting to buy cheese elsewhere. Surely, somewhere out there, cheese is tastier and cheaper! The natives immediately smiled sweetly in 19 rows of teeth and reprimanded that the pigs now went some touchy and absolutely do not understand black humor.
And then Svinni went to his lunar residence. Piglet sits by the fireplace with Pigocchio and drinks acorn coffee with delicious moon cheese.
The Earth in the window is visible ...
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