Pigking

Hello, my friends!
New story of pig Svinni.

Good tale
Once upon a time there lived king Pigking in one distant kingdom-state. And, like every self-respecting king, he was with some quirks.
But since this pig was not just a pig from a dirty puddle, but a king, everything was forgiven him.
The poor are put in a “psychiatric hospital", and for the same, the rich are called an extravagant person and are only surprised.
And the quirks of Pigking were the most royal. What kind of king is without quirks? In neighboring countries such a king will be laughed at!
They say that our king is good to everyone, but he came in handy with royal quirks, and the neighboring king is somehow marvelous, too ordinary, like everyone else, and it is completely incomprehensible how people live with such happiness.
But do not worry, this is a good tale. No freaks and other unhealthy garbage will not be here.
Pigking loved to sit over a wealth chest.
Pigking really, really, really loved cookies. All sorts of different, better sweet and cinnamon.
Many of you love cookies, what's so fancy? Cookies are the same power!
Pigking piled all the cookies in the kingdom into a huge metal chest with a padlock. And Pigking always carried the key to the castle and a notebook for counting cookies.
At night, the king climbed into a deep basement, and opened a chest and counted cookies. Sometimes cookies turned out to be more than yesterday, and sometimes less. In the days of missing cookies, the king became sad and thought about some entertainment: to execute some of the servants there or simply increase taxes to the people.
And once a misfortune happened. Everything in our world is perishable and even the age of cookies is short. The cookies were moldy and suspicious worms crawled over them.
Alas and ah, the cookies went bad!
Good Pigking distributed cookies to the people, and bought new ones and fresh ones.
Yet he was a good king, albeit with quirks.