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bahPosted for Everyone to comment on, 5 years ago2 min read

I've made myself a new friend, he-she-it claims to eat wire brushes, so it seems like me directing to them to shove one up their you know what was not that far off from their inherent proclivity with wire brushes, and I didn't even mention using mayo as lube, and everyone ought to know by now that they regard mayo as "the way".

That's why I decided to make this post, as a token of gratitude for their service. I am grateful for their selfless positioning, seemingly always happy to clean the path that I walk on, one lick and mouthful at a time. They deserve much more than what I could possibly offer them and it seems like they can stomach just about anything and won't even whine, ever. I couldn't have expected them to be such an excellent example of how to knowledge, or logic, or science. They win at those like they were born to regurgitate mayo as the way. They could not have made a better case for how awful things like hammers and nails are in general, when they aren't used by certified professionals. They won me over with their "A droppings hammer from waist height: An exploration of the pernicious circumstance that could befall the non certified, uninitiated and amateur alike". In retrospect they also dispelled any doubts I initially had about said certification for hammers. I keep the hammer in the corner of the room on the floor and plan to make large signs warning everyone of the dangers of said hammer, reading: NOT FOR UNCERTIFIED USE, CAUTION OR YOU MIGHT STUB YOUR TOE ON THE HAMMER IN THE CORNER.
I will hire someone who is certified from now on, not saying that hammers don't have benefits, but I wouldn't want to risk said pernicious circumstances that might befall me, as using hammers without certification is more dangerous than using logic without approval of the great logician, mayo.

https://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2011/10/15/mayo-clinic-finds-massive-fraud-in-cancer-research.aspx

https://www.newshawknetwork.com/politics/dnc-fraud-lawsuit-uncovers-mayo-clinic-clinton-foundation-connection/

https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/consumer-health/expert-answers/is-cbd-safe-and-effective/faq-20446700

Those awful side effects like dry mouth. And the horror of not knowing it's purity as opposed to synthetic CBD.

https://www.phillipsandcohen.com/mayo-clinic-pays-6-5-million-to-settle-research-grant-fraud-allegations/

#noconflictofintereswiththeFDA

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