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What about Darth Swineider?

svinsentPosted for Everyone to comment on, 3 years ago2 min read

Hello , my friends!
New story about pig Svinni as..boo!.. Darth Swineider.

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How are things going with the kneeling of the universe? Let me remind you that Darth Swineider is a sinister dark lord of cookies. Or the lord of dark cookies, it's hard to say here, the lord is very fond of chocolate cookies. But the essence is the same. Cookies are powerful and so far underestimated! Because of them, people and non-people at all times were ready to go to the dark side. The enticement is what you need! Works like a watch!
Billions of Universes groan under the heel of Darth Swineider. This is not for you to play darts! Okay, this game was named after a dark lord. No doubt about it!
Did you think that your funny universe is one and only and unique? Life was born here, man is the crown of nature, blah blah blah. Grow up already! Such universes as cockroaches in the head of a fool. There are a lot of them, for every taste, there are Universes and more interesting than this one.
But everywhere and everywhere the dark lord passionately takes ALL the cookies. All confectionery factories are strictly registered with the master's servants, and independent attempts to open new enterprises are severely punished. Do you still want to start making cookies? Then we are coming to visit you!
Cookies are now the new intergalactic currency. But no inflation! In any case, some cookies will inevitably disappear. Shrinkage, mice (although they are trying to punish mice severely!), Natural rotting processes. This is a normal process, everything is under control. By the way, according to unverified rumors, the Tsar of Pig is somehow involved in the cookie-squeezing case. The people whisper that the king of Pig is just one of the not too secret disguises of Darth Swineider. Say, he is having so much fun. Posing as a kind (well, well) king. And he is a sinister and a satrap! Who knows, who knows ... Nowadays everyone is lying. All!
I wonder how this whole cookie dictatorial story will end. Let's live a couple of millennia and we'll see!

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