New mysterious door's jokes

Hello , my friends!
New story of a pig Svinni and Cthulhu.

Sometimes Svinni resorts to the services of a mysterious door and travels between worlds. The door is a weird thing and sometimes loves to make fun of the pig. The naive Svinni thinks that over time he began to control the door, but this is not at all true! It's always a lottery. Fortunately, the door assembles Svinni back correctly without changing the assemblage points. But how the mysterious door will collect Svinni on the other side is another question. Surely there will be a surprise this time too!
Svinni with Cthulhu went to another world. In fact, there are so many of these worlds that even 1% of them will not be visited in a lifetime. Trillions or even more?
A strange kind of world. All the greenery is at a height, the ground (or what is the local soil called there?) Is absolutely naked and purple. Therefore, the local fauna is somewhat “giraffe-like”. Long legs and extended necks are welcome! But Cthulhu was unhappy! He began to envy Svinni's long neck.
The squid imagined how he with such a long neck would spin mango cocktails. That would be so convenient! But then they made some kind of stump with long legs from it. So even a straw in a cocktail can hardly be reached. Fortunately, since there was no mango in this world, the squid quickly calmed down. And he began to enjoy the exploration of the new world. Nice world! Nobody tries to devour anyone! This is great, because travelers have not always found themselves in a friendly environment.
Svinni and Cthulhu had a good time on this planet unknown to our science. And the funny situation is that when assembling back, the mysterious door joked again. The piglet and squid are spotty. Of course, the stains disappeared after a couple of days, but the unpleasant residue remained. The fish laughed for a long time at the lord of the deep sea. They even called him flounder. Such are the new mysterious door jokes, but Svinni likes it. The lottery and unpredictability of new experiences are always attractive.