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Flight of Cthulhu to the moon. Take 2

svinsentPosted for Everyone to comment on, 4 years ago2 min read

Hello, my friends!
New story of pig Svinni.

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Once Cthulhu already made an attempt to fly to the moon using a cannonball and a long-barrel cannon.
Of course, at that time Cthulhu never reached the moon, the inaccurate mathematical calculations of Svinni failed.
The Cannonball flopped somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean.
Everyone understands that pigs and squids in mathematics are weak, and therefore there is nothing surprising here.

Svinni has a space rocket and he could easily fly to the moon on it, but it's so boring. Only hardcore, only gun and cannonball! On a rocket, any fool can fly. Actually, that's why Svinni sends Pigocchio on interstellar trips
This time, all outsourcing calculations were carried out by a certain Elon. M. promised a successful result of 146%.
And since Svinni is not strong in mathematics (and even more so for Cthulhu), everyone believes in the success of the event!
On the appointed day and hour, the powerful gun was loaded, and the astronaut Cthulhu prepared for a historic flight. A shot came, the cannonball with the bold, crazy astronaut Cthulhu shot up and soon disappeared from sight.
After some time, powerful NASA telescopes discovered a new spot on the moon. To the madness of the brave we sing a song!
Cthulhu did it! The moon obeyed the squid!
And for now let us leave alone the questions of what he breathes there, how he will return back and what he saw on the moon.
This is all later, then, later.

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