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svinsentPosted for Everyone to comment on, 4 years ago3 min read

Hello, my friends!
New story of pig Svinni.

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Actually, to be honest, all the stories about Svinni's adventures are bullshit, but in this case, this is not about that.
Something strange has appeared in the deep stone basement of the Scottish family castle Svinni.
The castle is old, you can expect anything here. One day the pig went down to the basement for a bottle of aromatic pear cider and found an unpleasant picture. Someone stole a couple of bottles of cider! Moreover, there was a black hole in the wall. At least 1 meter in diameter! Bullshit!
Unknown intruders dug a passage into the basement and stole ... only two bottles of cider! Where is the gesheft? Such labors for two bottles ?! The cider is decent, but the game was clearly not worth the candle. Svinni resolutely removed the torch from the wall and headed into the black hole. Now we will find out who dared to encroach on the sacred! Well at least they didn't touch the cookies!
This would be generally unheard of sacrilege and blasphemy!
And the manhole turned out to be very long and with numerous turns. The piglet has walked a couple of kilometers, and the end and edge of this path is not visible. It was also lucky that there was only one corridor and there was no network of corridors and passages, otherwise it would have been possible to get lost here. But here's the finish line. At the end of the level, Svinni was waiting for the Boss. Svinni drew his sword and punished the villain. Joke!
In fact, the piglet discovered a strange, toothy creature with crooked legs. It turned out that this weird thing is called Bdysch. Bdyysch smelled (!) Pear cider in the cellars of Svinni through 5 kilometers of earth. Unable to control himself, the toothy gourmet made a tunnel and stole a couple of bottles, and he didn't need more, he is an esthete, not a glutton. A drop of pear cider a week and he is quite happy with life. Here's what to do with such a villain? Pig has decided that he will not lose it, there is still a lot of cider in the basement. Therefore, he entered into an agreement with Bdysch. The villain will protect the piglet's basements from rats, Cthulhu (otherwise he also got into the habit of going to the basement), mold and other unnecessary guests. And for this he can sometimes take himself a bottle or two of cider.
Hmm, different things happen in ancient castles!

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