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penderisPosted for Everyone to comment on, 4 years ago3 min read

At work now.

Yeah just so you know because I will get interrupted and then my whole train of thought will derail and kill that one kid that has not yet seen how flat a coin can get on railway tracks.

Not really sure what I want to write but figured " Hey let me write something," so now I am so that I call progress.

Every day is like that. Even at work, I may have work to do but it really does not mean I will be doing it. This is particularly evident in my bosses whiny tone when he tells me "We must see if we can get this done." That just means, "Won't you please do this simple task which I could have done already."

So I wait, then the thought occurs to me "Hey let me do that thing they are so pissy about."


There is a thing I have been meaning to start and finish for two weeks now but I will get to it, and like I say I will start and finish it because if I start and let it simmer then I have no interest in finishing it. I have no interest in going back to old work either. When I am done with something then I am done.

Which makes people asking me to make changes to old work very frustrating.

The kind where it goes like this - an actual conversation:

Client: Hi, can you please change the number on the business cards as it has changed.
Me: Urrrrgh.
Client: ...and on the Letterheads. Thank you.
Me: Urrrrgh.

This goes in line with standing by my colleague watching what he is working on, which is usually a shitty job I narrowly avoided getting dumped on me and then mimicking the client asking for the job.

Me pretending to be the client who just ordered a mug print and wants a name and message on in addition to shitty image they found on the net.

Me as client: Ooooh I would like this Hello Kitty mug and because I am special and oh so original can you please add this amazing message and their name to it. That will make my gift seem so awesome because it is all personal and shit. I am so original.
"Fucking idiot, you are just a copy!" I will then exclaim, or something that closes my monologue. I then go back to my computer and think of other shit I have to do but do not want to while being ready with a look of disgust for anyone that comes through the doors.

I also tend to hover over him when he is reading his comics or Football news. Real Football not that American bastardization of the name, the one with fairies and queens.

Seeing someone so interested in something is always a good time to provide your unsolicited opinion about things. Particularly making fun of the dialogue in the comics he reads.


Now I know that those with a more sensitive disposition will be yelling "Oh but you are so bad at your job."

Lies I tell you, all lies.

I don't need to do what I say and I am also not a Neanderthal that has my feelings dictate my actions on auto pilot all the time.

....

Anyway, power is out now so I just quickly tethered my phone to get this shit posted. I will post more shit more often. Maybe. What I say and what I do do not need to be the same.

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