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(JaiChai) "Scoville Heat, Inc. " - The Beginning

jaichaiPosted for Everyone to comment on, last year4 min read


"Scoville Heat, Inc."

In its cheap, five and dime plastic frame, a Business Licence is prominently displayed on the back wall for all customers to clearly view, stating...

"...Scoville Heat, Inc. is a small food products company licensed to create, market, sell and deliver a non-toxic, FDA approved Food Adjunct; specifically, branded 100% Pesticide Free, Organic, Gourmet Peppers."

With nothing readily apparent to make anyone think otherwise, all customers naturally assumed the Business Description on the License to be 100% accurate.


In reality, Scoville Heat, Inc. is a deeply buried, 7 degrees removed, subsidiary of Kohl Technologies, Inc.

And more importantly, Scoville Heat, Inc. was co-founded by billionaire Raymond Kohl and the current sitting POTUS.

POTUS was well aware that his actions were setting a Presidential, Judicial and potentially unconstitutional precedence that could easily have him impeached and sent to jail.

Nevertheless, he did it anyway.

He had watched long enough as the United States was expected to be the World's Police, while seeming to be the only ones following the impractical, outdated nation-to-nation protocols established during the Cold War.

Those worthless, unenforceable Cold War Era agreements negotiated by, but never followed by the proxy Big 3 puppets, effectively castrate today's U.S. Federal Agencies and forces them to the sidelines; watching pathetically as impotent bystanders.

Raymond and POTUS financed their venture with their private funds only.

This was done for two major reasons:

  1. Shield the government from unjustified blame if a Scoville Heat Inc. fails miserably, accrues an unacceptable amount of collateral damage or proven to be responsible for any international incident or foreign crises.

  2. Have road blocks in place for the inevitable attempts at a hostile take-over if Scoville Heat is too successful; that is, in the wake of recent - and very public - mission failures by U.S. Agencies abroad, public awareness of a successful civilian, private security is a P.R. nightmare waiting to happen.

Eventually, after much finger pointing from both sides of the aisle, everyone will realize something that Raymond and POTUS have known all along:

The cause of today's Agency failures can be traced back to a domestic and foreign policy that should have been overhauled at least two administrations ago!

So, without one penny from the Federal Government and fashioned after "The Pool"*, they created Scoville Heat, Inc.

Admittedly, they both knew Scoville Heat, Inc. is not and will never be a clone of "The Pool"*.

The skill set and median age of Scoville Heat operatives makes them better suited for intense, rapid response missions; especially when there's no time for mission-specific training or elaborate pre-mission scenarios.

Pre-mission scenarios drastically increase success rates and lowers operative mortality.

However, they require meticulous planning, a long lead time and a lot of money.

Its many activities are all aimed at leveling the playing field, mitigating risks and placing operatives in a position of advantage from the get go.

Such activities may include, but are not limited to: cultivating "inside informants", forging mutually beneficial alliances, creating and maintaining emergency cache sites, planting eaves-dropping devices and booby traps, sabotaging enemy resources and infrastructure, spreading misinformation, etc.

Compared to "The Pool"*, Raymond knew things will be very different at Scoville Heat, Inc., but both he and the POTUS were confident that they had done the right thing and it will make a significant, positive difference in the world...

Submitted for your entertainment.

Enjoy the Original Art.

May you and yours be well and loving life today.

In Lak'ech, JaiChai

*The Security Detail - known as "The Pool" to its members and insiders, is an elite group of highly trained and fiercely loyal bodyguards, combat survival instructors and covert operatives - all under the guise of an ordinary Executive Secretary's appearance.


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