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Sharpen those axes

derangedvisions2 months ago2 min read


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Axe throwing time


The zombie apocalypse will soon be upon us, but I am going to be ready. My wife and I joined an axe throwing league a few weeks ago and we have been honing our skills. Our axes were getting dull, so one of the guys in the league took them to the grinder to get the blades nice and sharp for us.


Photo taken by me @derangedvisions

There are some new stem cell studies going on where scientists want to inject stem cells into dead people's brains with the hopes of growing new brain cells. What happens then? If new brain cells are created and electrical brain activity starts up, could they then essentially bring the person back to life? And if so, would they remember anything or just be a shell of their old self?

This IS where zombies come from people.

But I will be ready with my nice sharpened axes, ready to plant one right in the forehead of any zombie that starts limping towards me. Axe throwing is also a fun weekly outing for my wife and I, which when you have kids, is a rare occurrence.

Drawing by me @derangedvisions


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