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Entertaining Astrology - Little evil horoscope

aschatriaPosted for Everyone to comment on, 5 years ago2 min read

These are a few fun facts about some horoscope signs; we all have a tendency to be ridiculous once in a while, so why not take it to the next level. This article and many on this page are made only to entertain and in no way insult anybody.

Which sign Gemini dislikes the most?

Scorpio, because ‘it’ just sits there and looks at him…

Who is the most indecisive horoscope sign?

Libra. She can practically pick pants the whole morning, and then she leaves the house without them.

How to recognize a male Lion in the crowd or at the party?

He is the biggest ego-faith-over pompous dumbbell bull with the flashy business card in one hand and a mirror in another. He will march like he conquers the city and land near the first gifted blonde at the bar.

What is it like to be taken hostage by a Pisces kidnapper?

He will torture you for the hours ( maybe days) proving that it was all your fault and that you were practically begging to be kidnapped and at the end, you will beg him - but to kill you because you will probably get cancer for all that emotional bs!

How Taurus solves his jealousy?

He makes a New Year resolution to stick you on his horns and victoriously carries you around the arena. Then he shakes your relationship off ( his mind) and metaphorically spills his guts all over you.

What about Virgo? Is she better with jealousy?

No, if any ungrateful bastard cheats on Virgo she will poison him and burn the remains in the basement furnace.

What about the Capricorn? I am sure he is decent.

Oh, he is the worst kind of the Earth horoscope sign- he bills his time - per hour.



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