Loon - A 99 word challenge for the Apostrophe Pod

The hopeful balance between 'we're okay' and 'we're fucked' collapsed towards the latter when Margot opened the can of beans finding them rotten. One survivor lept back, bumping Margot's arm nearly causing the putrid paste to splatter amongst the desolate crew. But she held on with an iron grip.

"Yud ave to be a blooty loon to n'sider eadin that." One voice pronounced

"Every can has gone bad, how is it even possible?" A angry voice chided.

Margot pretended to discard it through a window, Later that night she would retrieve it and feast on the spoils of her labor.